Image from Stephen King’s film THE SHINNING 

I had a conversation with Stephen King last night. I wish! It was all my imagination:

Crazy Ada: “Do you believe in ghosts Stephen?”

Stephen King: “Nah!”

Crazy Ada: “But King, you write ghost stories”

Stephen King: “I love it when people call me by my last name. I am the King of horror”

Crazy Ada: “I know. I just hope I will not fall asleep when I read Doctor Sleep”

Stephen King: “How dare you, make mocking of my book”

Crazy Ada: “How can I make a joke of a book that I never read?”

Stephen King: “Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed.”

Crazy Ada:  “What !!!”

Stephen King: “I don’t believe in ghosts.”

Crazy Ada: “Okay; make sure you take your ghost friend with you when you leave”

Stephen King: “What!!!” (silence) “How did I get here?”

Crazy Ada: “You were reading Doctor Sleep; remember?”