{"id":1480,"date":"2020-07-05T15:17:50","date_gmt":"2020-07-05T15:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/?p=1480"},"modified":"2020-07-05T15:28:19","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T15:28:19","slug":"creepy-bedtime-stories-part-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/?p=1480","title":{"rendered":"Creepy Bedtime Stories Part 9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"480\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 216 \/ 480;\" width=\"216\" controls src=\"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/trim.40BB127E-73A7-4E9B-8078-E6F21C9249BE.mov\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Good raining evening \ud83c\udf1a big boys &amp; girls. The rain, so perfect for our tonight&#8217;s creepy bedtime stories. I\u2019m Crazy Ada, your favourite horror writer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In Zimbabwe \ud83c\uddff\ud83c\uddfc, a poor Shona man, so desperate for a wife, said a \ud83d\ude4f passionate prayer one night, \u201dMy God \u2019Mwari\u2019 please you must give me a wife with long braids, by tomorrow\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He then slept and slept and snored! \ud83d\ude34 \ud83d\udecc<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then suddenly, it happened! The wife, indeed arrived!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The End.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goodnight, and before you pray for a wife, always remember, no returns are allowed! A(men)\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good raining evening \ud83c\udf1a big boys &amp; girls. The rain, so perfect for our tonight&#8217;s creepy bedtime stories. I\u2019m Crazy Ada, your favourite horror writer. In Zimbabwe \ud83c\uddff\ud83c\uddfc, a poor Shona man, so desperate for a wife, said a \ud83d\ude4f passionate prayer one night, \u201dMy God \u2019Mwari\u2019 please you must give me a wife with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1486,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[88,62,66,78,67,132,128,126,125,63,127,131,124,129],"class_list":["post-1480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-crazy-ada","tag-africa-horror","tag-african-writer","tag-creepy-bedtime","tag-creepy-bedtime-stories","tag-creepy-stories","tag-frighten","tag-ghost-attack","tag-ghost-in-room","tag-ghost-wife","tag-horror-stories","tag-poor-zimbabwean","tag-sleeping-in-the-dark","tag-zimbabwe","tag-zimbabwe-horror","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/81EAB00B-AD03-4506-90D9-D5ECED086F36.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1480"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1482,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions\/1482"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1486"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}