{"id":1262,"date":"2017-01-01T17:18:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-01T17:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adauzoije.com\/?p=1262"},"modified":"2017-01-01T17:18:00","modified_gmt":"2017-01-01T17:18:00","slug":"an-igbo-man-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/?p=1262","title":{"rendered":"An Igbo Man New Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 257px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.farmarar.estranky.sk\/img\/mid\/8\/fotografia1769.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"247\" height=\"329\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<strong>HE-GOAT<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u201c<strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Happy New Year<\/span><\/strong> my friend, you look well.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I have come to borrow one of your goats;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Your black and brown goat with drunken eyes<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The gods have warned me to eat this today.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">They say I must prepare a goat-head pepper soup<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And as for the rest of the meat, the gods haven\u2019t spoken.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Okafor! Why\u2019re you looking at me like that?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I don\u2019t lie, if I did let the God of thunder strike me!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Now I remember, I must use the other meat as dowry payment.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Amaka\u2019s parents will finally accept my proposal, this will be good.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Okafor can\u2019t you see? Your drunken he-goat is my New Year belle.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0Did I hear you right? You\u2019re giving me the goat? Thank You!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><strong><em>Silence!<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No! Not another goat dream on every New Year day,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Poor bachelor like me, couldn\u2019t even afford a chicken\u2019s head,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Is that a he-goat in my room?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \u201cHappy New Year my friend, you look well. I have come to borrow one of your goats; Your black and brown goat with drunken eyes The gods have warned me to eat this today. They say I must prepare a goat-head pepper soup And as for the rest of the meat, the gods haven\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1263,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-crazy-ada"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/Desktop-Damask-Wallpaper-HD-1920x1080-4-copy.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1262"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1269,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions\/1269"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}