{"id":1224,"date":"2016-10-23T15:26:01","date_gmt":"2016-10-23T15:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/adauzoije.com\/?p=1224"},"modified":"2016-10-23T16:42:49","modified_gmt":"2016-10-23T16:42:49","slug":"cheltenham-racecourse-2016-horse-hate-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/?p=1224","title":{"rendered":"Cheltenham Racecourse 2016 : Horse hate names"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"adauzoije5\"<\/a>If<\/strong><\/span> horses have one wish, their trainers will be jailed for the despicable race names given to them.Look at these names below, on the betting tickets I bought at the United Kingdom Cheltenham Racecourse<\/a> that took place on Saturday the 22nd of October, 2016.<\/p>\n

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I betted \u00a35 on Sizing Platinum, because it sounded like the ideal millionaire credit card name I wish to bear and \u00a0another \u00a35 on Call the Cops which sounded like the epic Police Academy film sequence. The weirdest name on the day, were Zipedeedodah and Boondooma, sounded like characters from the Jungle book.<\/p>\n

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I spent most of yesterday\u2019s afternoon, laughing at these amusing names and yelling victory on two of the horses that won me some nice \u00a385 bet, Fox Norton <\/a>and <\/strong>Golden Doyen<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"adauzoije\"<\/a>If I ever own a horse I will name her Crazy Ada<\/strong><\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    If horses have one wish, their trainers will be jailed for the despicable race names given to them.Look at these names below, on the betting tickets I bought at the United Kingdom Cheltenham Racecourse that took place on Saturday the 22nd of October, 2016. I betted \u00a35 on Sizing Platinum, because it sounded […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1231,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-crazy-ada"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/adauzoije5.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1224"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1242,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1224\/revisions\/1242"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/adauzoije.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}